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Joke of the Day

"Eddie's father called up to him 'Eddie if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied 'I think you are already I stopped playing half an hour ago.'"

"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."

"Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests? Hate to see all this pee go to waste."

"My teacher called me into her office today. She totally wants my D To go up to a C."

"What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic"

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"

"I save so much money by not having any money."

"A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, ""Well, we were separated at birth."""

"If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room."

"Double standards are not fair! When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea."