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Joke of the Day

"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."

"Why'd the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling a little crumby."

"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."

"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."

"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."

"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free."

"I am 38, last night i was out with my 19 y.o. girlfriend and someone yelled ""paedophile!"" ... It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary."

"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"

"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""