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Joke of the Day

"Moths are the hobos of the insect world."

"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"

"What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with? Smoked Muenster."

"I've seen enough episodes of ""Cops"" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces."

"My 8 told me he likes Skillrex because it sounds like what Transformers would sound like if they quit saving the world and formed a band."

"Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh."

"Drunk Guy Guy: Dude I Wasn't That Drunk, Friend:Dude U Were WAtching TV And Laugh, Guy: Sooo -_-, Friend : The TV Wasn't On"

"I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs but it turned out that they weren't the original ones."

"usain bolt, the fastest man in the world, can run almost 30mph. that means if were to run in a neighborhood, he could get pulled over by the cops...for being black."

"What did the dead magician say? Abra-cadaver"