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Joke of the Day
"Moths are the hobos of the insect world."
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"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"
"A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"
"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."
"Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly? He was a Fluttershy Posted it because My Little Pony jokes that don't insult bronies are a Rarity."
"What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler? Executed."
"Mac & Cheese doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's important you always eat a bunch of it."
"an elephant never forgets.. so my dick remembers everything. credit goes to Childish gambino."
"I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes."