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Joke of the Day
"(At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before."
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"I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under."
"A doctor tells his patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives him another six months."
"A brunette tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Neighbor: Help I have a plumbing emergency! Me: *grabs tools* Neighbor is naked and wet Me: um what kind of plumbing are we talking about?"
"Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*"
"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."
"How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole"
"I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count."
"What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu? Don't stick around to find out!"