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Joke of the Day
"I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under."
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"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"
"Why was Latin afraid of Hitler? They were both dead!"
"""I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid"" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony! ...or so my lawyer tells me."
"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""
"[US] THIS WOULD BE GREAT ON NETFLIX!! I'm still waiting for that porno category..."
"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."
"My wife's idea of oral sex is to sit down and talk me out of it."
"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And says ""gimme a beer and a mop."""