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Joke of the Day

"A brunette tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter"

"Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old"

"How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can"

"Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."

"A skeleton walks into a bar, he says, ""gimme a beer, and a mop."""

"Some music just moves you. For example this Taylor Swift song playing on the radio makes me wanna drive off a cliff"

"I was doing a Maths exam yesterday. I looked up to find the lad at the next desk staring at me. I said, ""What the fuck's your problem?"" He said, ""The square root of 144."""

"A chick with twelve boobs... Sounds crazy, dozentit?"