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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu? Don't stick around to find out!"

"If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear"

"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."

"Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar."

"Life would be so much better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout your day."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."

"I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling ""why you ain't got no babies?""I bet my father in law paid her"

"A guy walks up to a girl in Starbucks Hey girl, how would you like to be my skinny vanilla latte? go light on the cream though, that's for later."

"I don't dance. Unless it's for money."

"What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!"