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"Goodbye, Class! Hello, Trump."
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"Jokes for and from ESL Teachers"
"Getting my cat to ""LOL"" is a lot harder than it looks on the internet."
"How come Jesus could never play for the Blackhawks? Because he's always getting hung up on the boards."
"For sale: Thick layer of dust As seen on TV."
"My son failed gym. But he unlocked every achievement on Left 4 Dead so it's a wash."
"*Gets divorced* *Deletes 'actress' from LinkedIn profile*"
"Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your life."
"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."
"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"