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Joke of the Day
"I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie"
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"Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."
"Want to hear a dirty joke?[NSFW] How do you catch a girl...IN A BOOBIE TRAP!!!!!!"
"Playing Oregon Trail. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, ""That's a girl's name!"" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry."
"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"
"Cashier's playing dumb cause I said ""venti"" at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got."
"Don't feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!"
"Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually Read it."
"Facebook jokes are always Click Next to read more"