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Joke of the Day
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it lives with a woman"
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"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him."
"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."
"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"
"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"
"""French court stops child from being named Nutella"" They've stopped a silly name before it can spread."
"Shoplifting or rape If you have sex with a prostitue and pay with a cheque that bounces is it shoplifting or rape?"
"What do you call a black gynecologist? A gynecologist, you racist bastard!"
"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"