219519
Joke of the Day
"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"
Next Joke
"(Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.) Text: Hey what are you up to?"
"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."
"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."
"I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought ""nah""."
"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"
"Why did the blood-sucking bat hate the taste of blood? Because it was too irony."
"What did the gay Zombie crave? BRIANS."
"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work."