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Joke of the Day
"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"
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"Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her."
"WAITER: how was everything ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly"
"What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn? A rye-nocerous"
"Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing 10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis"
"eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought."
"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."
"And I really love chocolate... I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze."
"Doctor Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache."
"[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!"