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Joke of the Day
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work."
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"i've never seen a girl under 21 whose iphone screen wasn't cracked."
"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"
"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""
"Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart I think to myself, "" I've never seen so many of God's mistakes all in one place."""
"Guy says to a girl, please give me a... ....blowjob."" The girl says, ""can't you be more romantic?"" So the guy says, ""ok, give me a blowjob in the rain."""
"What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad."
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"
"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."
"""40 is the new 30!"" My dad always used to say. Lovely man. Banned from driving."