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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay Zombie crave? BRIANS."
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"Him: *hands me glass of clear liquid* Is this glass half full or half empty? Me: Is that water or vodka? Him: Vodka. Me: Empty."
"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"
"Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function."
"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""
"How do we know the Earth was born on April 22nd?"
"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"
"Hey! Wanna hear my Ebola joke? Nah, nevermind. You won't get it."
"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"