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Joke of the Day
"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."
Next Joke
"My gps got me lost today so I got angry and told it to go to hell. I just arrived at my mother in law's house."
"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."
"What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !"
"Republicans say they're not satisfied with Michele Obama's speech because she didn't give it from her kitchen."
"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."
"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."
"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"
"FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea"