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Joke of the Day

"I like making silly faces in group photos because it's better to look ugly on purpose"

"What do you call a racist police officer? A Police Officer"

"What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite."

"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."

"Monday, you deplete me."

"Why do lesbians shop at Dunham's? Because they don't like Dick's."

"What's black, grey, and red all over? A gorilla with a child in the enclosure."

"Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey? - Giraffe!"

"Me [sneezes]: excuse me Guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick."