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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a racist police officer? A Police Officer"
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"I don't understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME."
"Do you know what the best part about banging 21 year olds is? There's 21 of them."
"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Good oral can make your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."
"I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world."
"Me: How was your first day of school? 5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back?"
"Why is Pharrell Williams happy? Because he ""got lucky""."
"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."
"I just ran out of tissues... Lately, it's been coming in handy"