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Joke of the Day
"Monday, you deplete me."
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"This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me"
"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."
"What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News? alt right"
"Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!"
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
"the horse meat scandal during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna."
"So embarrassing -- I was scrolling thru an ex's old photos and accidentally liked one & then called her & told her I still love her & cried"
"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."
"Craigslist A man placed an ad on his local craigslist: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""