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Joke of the Day

"Many ravens are called a congress... Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder. Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?"

"Two scientists walk into a bar... Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"Imagine this: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers ""Bless you"" and hangs up"

"Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park? First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach."

"What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head? A seasoned traveller."

"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."

"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."

"Joke from my sociology prof ""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral"