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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park? First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach."

"Why did Darth Maul jack off into a piece of fruit? Because the sith always comes in pears"

"saw guy at the store hand his gf some ""cutie"" oranges and say ""youre the real cutie."" i went to the bedding aisle and screamed into a pillow"

"It's so insulting when people think they need to explain simple things to me. I mean like, don't consume I'm dumb n shit, you know?"

"I'd rather see someone on the street coming towards me with a knife than a clipboard."

"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."

"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"