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Joke of the Day

"Imagine this: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers ""Bless you"" and hangs up"

"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"

"Friends don't let friends make Harlem Shake' videos..."

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"

"Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? Barack Obama!"

"Q - Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A - Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."

"Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake"

"What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please"

"Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."

"I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive... I guess they have a Taipei personality."