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Joke of the Day

"Two scientists walk into a bar... Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies."

"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."

"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"

"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."

"A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The door responds, ""I'm off my hinges."""

"Ideas are like kids Don't have them"

"There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge... giving Canada one giant STD"

"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."

"HER: Wow you look great. ME: Thanks. I use both my eyes."

"What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !"