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Joke of the Day

"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."

"I've won the war! My pants fit! **Congratulations, have you lost weight?** _Even better... I've bought new pants!!!_"

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy... That makes no cents."

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"

"A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey."

"What type of tea do babies drink? Tit tea "

"Thank God for nipples... Without it..... Boobs would be pointless"

"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."

"A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? ""Manolo"". Sex? ""Two to three times a week"" No,no i mean Male or Female? ""Well whatever I can get that week"""