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Joke of the Day
"If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s."
Next Joke
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap chewed off three legs and was still stuck."
"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."
"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"
"That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology."
"Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end."
"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"
"The sun is a star. So technically it's night all the time."
"I saved a mans life today. He was choking. So i took my hands off his throat. and said, ""dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."""
"Why did Nintendo cross the road? idk, Nintendo always does random shit and never explains it"