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Joke of the Day
"Why did Nintendo cross the road? idk, Nintendo always does random shit and never explains it"
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"I've kept my tamagotchi alive for the past 15 years, so yeah Mom, I know what it's like to raise an ""ungrateful little prick"""
"My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check... There isn't a punch line."
"Joe Dirt 2 was so bad Amazon Prime should have released it yesterday"
"My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park I tried so hard."
"Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir"
"What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work? ""It twerks!"" I don't know how this came to me.."
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."
"A group of crows framed my best friend for a crime he didn't commit I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!"
"when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent"