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Joke of the Day
"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."
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"You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full."
"*kills time while waitimg for train* oh no with time dead the train will never arrive"
"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"
"Some people feel the rain, others just get wet... ... and others wet themselves thinking no one would notice."
"20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him 40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU"
"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"
"Pretty sure Craigslist is just a secret genetics lab and they send out their failed experiments to come pick up the stuff you sell there."
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"
"What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world? nothing"