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Joke of the Day
"In ten years we'll replace man on the evolutionary chart with all the different sized iPods."
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"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""
"I hate how guys with tiny penises try to overcompensate with flashy cars. You're not fooling anyone, ambulance drivers!!"
"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "
"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"
"I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said NaBro"
"What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? Hasta la pasta baby."
"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."
"Why do rednecks love fall? Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin."