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Joke of the Day
"That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology."
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"*ref blows whistle* Whistle: oh, oh god, wow. Oh geeeze"
"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."
"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"
"I went to a blind fortune teller the other day She looked into her crystal ball, and she told me there is eternal darkness in my future."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."
"What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales."
"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"
"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."