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Joke of the Day

"I don't know where else to put this, and I know reddit hates it, but if you have ok Google, ask 'what does the fox say?' I love their sense of humor."

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"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""
"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"
"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""
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"How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."