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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to drown my sorrows. But I can't convince my wife to go swimming."
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"We need a weapon that hits something only hard enough to really annoy it, then turns back around & attacks us! -Inventor of the Boomerang."
"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"
"Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow."
"I hate to tell patients that they've become physically mute... They're always speechless."
"Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say ""ahhhh"" I asked him why, he said his dog died - Tommy Cooper"
"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."
"A 92 year old man I randomly met told me this one: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a cat? A pussy gobbler."
"What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus? He gets out the Bible Belt!"