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Joke of the Day
"What does an excited Japanese horse say? Oshio des neighhhhh"
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"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."
"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."
"What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken? Stay out of parms way."
"My boyfriend is so cute I decided to get another."
"Dudes named Chance never had one."
"I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild."
"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""
"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"
"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"