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Joke of the Day
"Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there."
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"When I die My only wish is that I die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling for help like the passengers in his car."
"I have to take a Viagra when I take an Ambien. It keeps me from rolling off the bed."
"What's the second to last thing the redneck said before he died? Shit, I can do that.. What about the last thing? Look, I'm doing it!!!"
"I don't know why people object to CIA torture methods. Who doesn't like to go water boarding?"
"*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting NPR*"
"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."
"I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting."
"Anyone know where I could find a bunch of ""Glad You Aren't Here"" postcards to send out when I go on my vacation in a few weeks? I'll need about 50 of them."
"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"