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Joke of the Day
"Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there."
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"What is 2 inches and goes in one direction. Louis Walsh's Penis."
"""Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" ""Next time take off the candles."""
"Me: Both of our hamsters died and we just can't part with them Taxidermist: Would you like them mounted? Me: Um no, just holding hands"
"The Story of 3 chinese immegrants"
"What do you call Neil DeGrasse Tyson with champagne poured over his chest? An Astro-fizzy-tits."
"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."
"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
"Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you."
"I had to When my girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down"