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Joke of the Day
"""Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" ""Next time take off the candles."""
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"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"
"What does Bill Cosby put in his garden? Rapeseeds."
"Am - hello - goodbye"
"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""
"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"
"Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive."
"I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. ... .... It's a whisk I was willing to take."
"[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick. Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson? Me: You ask nicely."
"A man went to the doctors office and said ""I've broken my arm in several places"".... The Doctor tells him ""Well, you should stop going to those places""."