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Joke of the Day
"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."
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"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"Here's a joke. Women's rights"
"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""
"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What happened to the pessimistic abortion doctor? He developed a de-fetus attitude."
"Why is six such a nervous number? **sinko says** it's because of some cannibalism story going around."
"I got lost.. Walking around your fat mother"
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
"If you like someone, pretend they're a charger and you're an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor."