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Joke of the Day
"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."
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"""It goes from zero to sixty in 5 seconds."" ""Great. And exactly how much cocaine can I fit in the glove box?"" - Anyone buying a white BMW"
"There's a new biographic movie about Tolstoi TolStory coming soon to theaters near you"
"Wife and I taking a shower Wife: I want you to do bad things to me. Me: <pours shampoo in her eyes>"
"""I'm a model."" I see. And does anybody else know that?"
"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"
"Hear about that 70s date rape band? Cosby Pills Smash and Run"
"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"
"If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger. That's why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance"
"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"