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Joke of the Day
"Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you."
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"I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in."
"What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette"
"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"
"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."
"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."
"Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team."
"just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair"
"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."
"Racist comments... Just like grandma used to make"