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Joke of the Day

"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."

"Why does ISIS call camels ""Ships of the Desert""? Because they are full of ISIS seamen."

"What's long and hard and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"

"Hi, my name is Typo! It's spelled 'Tpyo'."

"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"

"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"

"My dad is really good at playing hide n' seek! It's been 12 years since we started and I still haven't found him!"

"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."

"I want to play checkers today so I can say ""Martin Luther King me!"""

"An egg sits perfectly balanced on the apex of a roof, the wind blows south, which way does the egg fall? Down. The egg falls down."