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Joke of the Day

"A guy spilt his cup of milk on me How dairy!"

"Why did the farmer's house catch on fire? He left his home on the range."

"If you're not part of the solution, I think... well, technically, that makes you insoluble sediment."

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes."

"Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1) Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs"

"Why can't black people swim? Because the cops will arrest them"

"Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a cooch across an airport; I'm sure they know NOT bacon"

"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."