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Joke of the Day

"I don't know if this american election is an actually presidential election or an iq test These damn american's are sure failing the IQ test"

"Wanna know why santa doesn't have any children It's because he cums once a year and its down your chimney"

"Want proof advertising works? I just bought a Goodyear blimp."

"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"

"You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."

"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."

"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."

"God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy."

"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."

"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."