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Joke of the Day
"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"
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"How can you tell a sex doll is Muslim ? It blows itself up."
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? I'll hang around here, you go on a head."
"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."
"Autocorrect changed ""baby rattle"" to ""baby battle"" and now I'm googling where to buy tiny weapons."
"who discovered Snickers??? I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."
"Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite"
"How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God? Ramen."
"Patient: Doctor please kiss me! Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having sex either."
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying"