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Joke of the Day

"airplane food whats up with that?"

"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."

"*comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*"

"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"

"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"

"What do you get when cross religion with apples? Apple Jews."

"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."

"How did George W Bush use reggae to win his election? He needed an Al Gore riddim."

"Whats the difference between a lesbian and a wheat-thin? Ones a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China? They outsauced it."