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Joke of the Day
"airplane food whats up with that?"
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"What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved."
"What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for Christmas Cancer."
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"What did one boob say to the other boob Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"
"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."
"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."
"My grandpa has a heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"They're really just ""Grammer Nazis"" But the media keeps calling them ""Alt-Write"""
"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"