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Joke of the Day

"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."

"What did the self-deprecating Indian say about his car? ""It has Injun problems."""

"Why being gay is a serious issue? Because men are fucking asshole"

"I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer... And they must have been laced with something, cause I've been tripping all day."

"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"

"What do men and hardwood flooring have in common? Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!"

"Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files."

"How To Be Cool A) Use cool sunglasses emoji. B)"

"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."