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Joke of the Day

"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""

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"Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle"
"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Orange Juice made from concentrate"
"Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom"
"Economists say the recession ended last year. Good to know. I'll bring that up at the dinner table tonight over our single bean."
"What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo..."
"My Friend said her ovaries hurt I told her she was Ovary-acting."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says ""Text Me"""