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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."

"What does L in Samuel L. Jackson stand for? Motherfucker. (from somewhere in YouTube comments)"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!"

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between. We call the ""Friend Zone""."

"Nostalgia It really isn't what it used to be."

"In Maryland we can't legally carry concealed weapons so our best defense against being murdered is the zig-zag runaway."

"Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India."

"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."

"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."