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Joke of the Day
"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."
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"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."
"I was at a very awkward party last night in an Igloo. I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse."
"Why do Christian figureheads not like science? Because it's about two Adams bonding."
"Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell ""She's right there!"" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater."
"If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it."
"Child porn You sick fuck!"
"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."
"Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton."
"[Hospital] Me:How's my dad? Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room ""You've never lived to up to your potential!"""