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Joke of the Day
"i just sighed so hard that i blew out a candle that was 2 feet away from me. tragic."
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"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Just ask a glass of water! -Douglas Adams"
"Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next."
"I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up."
"Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was"
"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."
"I wanted to watch the inauguration today But Eisenhower late."
"*catwoman struggles into suit* *catwoman realises she needs to pee* *crie*"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Iced cold and milky white"