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Joke of the Day

"My password is pussy Because most hackers don't get it"

"What do you call a pickle that draws? A dillustrator."

"How does a poor man watch TV? with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching."

"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."

"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""

"""It's not you, it's me. And me. And me! And me. And me."" - schizophrenic break up"

"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"

"I hate w.hen my period comes early"

"The key to comedy? Perfect del ivery"

"What is difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."