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Joke of the Day
"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."
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"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."
"Why can't Jesus play Football? He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal"
"Ebola seems pretty serious I think I might take one more flinstone vitamin in the morning from now on."
"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""
"Progress Johnny do you still throw stones at birds ? No sir, now i use slingshot."
"I'm dating a half asian girl... ...her mother is korean, her father is korean and her legs were ripped off in a car accident"
"Bro Transformers are real! Haven't you seen a big truck or a camaro? They are real. They just hide real good like chewbacca. And batman."
"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."
"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."