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Joke of the Day
"Well it's almost time for that "" New Year New Me "" bullshit again!"
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"What does the comedian say to his children on his deathbed? ""No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"""
"Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away."
"What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or Shiite."
"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""
"What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house? Roofs."
"My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'"
"If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head."
"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"
"What if the weather talks about us?"