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Joke of the Day
"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"Tell someone, ""You wore that shirt the day after yesterday"" and see how long it takes them to get it."
"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken to do it."
"Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say ""In silence"""
"Melania Trump says her husband is ""not Hitler."" That's true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands."
"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."
"Why did the dictator's plane crash? It was stallin'"