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Joke of the Day

"I don't care who you are. If you can constantly make me laugh, I'm probably gonna wanna fcuk you."

"Why do blacksmiths go to jail? Forging."

"If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus."

"I feel so bad for all these women that give me their phone numbers and when I call the line has been disconnected This economy is ruthless."

"What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding? He force quit."

"I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."

"When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves."

"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."

"What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever"