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Joke of the Day

"I don't care who you are. If you can constantly make me laugh, I'm probably gonna wanna fcuk you."

"I like my women in the same fashion I like my pencil lead. Thin, black, and easily breakable."

"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"

"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is: ""Second door on the right."""

"Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood."

"Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair? So they wouldn't fill up with gravel."

"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."

"Vacationing in Switzerland ""So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"" ""I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."""

"I met a girl who said she'd met me at Vegetarian club... But I swear I've never seen herbivore!"

"My favorite game with the kids is one where I play dead until they go around to their dad's side of the bed and wake him up."