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Joke of the Day

"Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood."

"The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is ""compost."""

"I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up."

"With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"

"Stupid funny One time Back when I use to be an auto mechanic I drove around in an Italian car. The car kept telling me to add oil but I never did and one day the car exploded killing every body."

"What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff."

"What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels"

"What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)"

"Q: Name the country where the entire population is pissed. A: urination"